Corpse Coffee & Tea Store
The flames that gently roasted these True Beans were kindled from bones from the most even-tempered of wizards.
An enchanting Medium Roast bean blend with a subtle smoky sweetness that will not only delight you, but also spark arcane inspirations, awakening your dream-fogged brain to new possibilities!
Not for the faint of heart, the beans of this blend are soaked in the inky blackness of a moonless night before being roasted in a cauldron blackened by the charred bones of savage and merciless exercise instructors.
One taste of the brew of this Dark Roast blend will send a shudder through your bones as jolts of arcane fury set your nervous system aflame with dark and glorious purpose.
The beans of this sassy blend were seasoned in the joyous howls of the wicked and lightly roasted in a fire of coffin wood and the bones of iconoclasts.
A brew conjured from this Light Roast blend of True Beans will dance across your tongue like enthusiastic Irish Step-Dancers, setting off a chain reaction of flavor and energy that will have you doing the Electric Slide while everyone else is still shambling their way to the bus.
Can’t decide? Now you don’t have to!
Get four glorious ounces of our premium Light, Medium, and Dark roast coffees… try them all and discover the full scope and breadth of the “True Bean” magic of our Roast-o-mancer!
TWO 12oz bags (24oz total) of our exceptional Medium Roast bean blend!
TWO 12oz bags (24oz total) of our exceptional Dark Roast bean blend!
TWO 12oz bags (24oz total) of our exceptional Light Roast bean blend!
Jackie Yarg is a hard-rockin’ Banshee and a mega-star of the many stages in Cenotaph City. Like all Banshees, he can sing impossible notes and sustain beyond mortal reckoning but when he strikes one very special note, the air shimmers and coalesces into radiant concoction of pure joy.
Liquid light and gold in a cup, this tea blend will delight your tongue, awaken your voice, and recall the memory of every song lyric you’ve ever forgotten.
The whole idea behind tea is to remove anxiety, so let us make this easy for you…
If you’re having a hard time selecting just one of these astonishing teas (and we don’t blame you… it’s hard to choose!) why not try a little of each.
Martine DiVorare is a ghost of notorious reputation who – in her youth – blazed a trail of seduction and romance across The GY (the Graveyard). Having mellowed with time and experience, she’s now content to conjures an eldritch that embodies the pinnacle of sensual delight.
One should be sitting when one tastes the brew from these delicate leaves… the shuddering rush of sweet sensation will doubtless leave you a bit breathless and weak in the knees.
It is rumored that Alethea Haverswaithe (chief archivist of the Cenotaph City Library) has read every journal, play, and myth within the cavernous stacks of that hallowed enclosure. When she settles in to read a new tome, she conjures a tea distilled from the pages of Homer and Angelou, Shakespeare and Austen.
The soothing melody of this flavor brew calms the mind and opens the heart to the infinite stories of the world.
Miki’s been haunting the GY (The Graveyard) for a while, discretely supplying its citizens with the blessed “True Bean”. Whether it’s French Press, Auto-Drip, or Pour-Over, she knows the power of a good cup of coffee
Zeke is new to the GY (The Graveyard). I mean… really new. He has a lot to learn, but once he gets a taste of some of that True Bean, he understands the simple and compelling beauty of a good cup of coffee.
Reggie, a no-nonsense skeleton of the GY, asks a most salient question.
I mean, really… if it’s not Corpse Coffee, why even plug in the grinder?
Declare your allegiance proudly with this Corpse Coffee mug, suitable for Coffee, Tea, or the tears of your enemies. Drink deeply and taste the grave!
A full-color print of Corpse Coffee comic 001, released on May 3, 2021
A full-color print of Corpse Coffee comic 002, released on May 7, 2021
A full-color print of Corpse Coffee comic 003, released on May 10, 2021
A full-color print of Corpse Coffee comic 004, released on May 14, 2021
A full-color print of Corpse Coffee comic 005, released on May 17, 2021
A die-cut sticker of the Corpse Coffee and Tea logo that will transform a drab and shambling surface into an epic caffeinated experience!
While we don’t recommend wearing your coffee (ouch… we’ve all been there), you CAN wear your favorite coffee brand proudly. Stride through your day with confidence wearing this comfortable reminder that “resurrection in a cup” is just a brew away.
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